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Pop Star Nadeea Volianova Hand Bra
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Pop princess Nadeea Volianova wants to be your post-Valentine Valentine in this mostly naked photo spread. Nadeea is using just her hands as a bra. Maybe some flowers too. She has a SPECTACULAR pair of funbags. I know that might seem like hyperbole, but itís totally not. I want to frame the pic of her licking a lollipop and put it over my bed so itís the last thing I see ever night before I go to sleep. That way I can dream about whatís behind the flowers and teddy bear. I bet itís amazeballs. This girl has a bright future ahead of her, especially if she keeps taking off her clothes. Thereís no key to success like showing off your yum yums. Nadeea Volianova / nude.
Kennedy Summers Busting Out Of Black Lacy Lingerie For Playboy Plus
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I just couldnít wait very long this time. After seeing Kennedy Summers in her bikini just minutes ago, I had to share another glorious set of the PMOY in various stages of undress for Playboy magazine. This medical student slash beyond smoking hot blonde just toys with my mind something awful. Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have another sweltering hot peek at Kennedy quite nekkid all over. Some guys are into golf, some into cars, Iím into Kennedy Summers, if only that werenít just figurative. Kennedy Summers / nude.
Alice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu Spain
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Iím not sure what raven haired brunette beauty Alice Goodwin is doing all Spanish like in Interviu magazine, but Iíve learned in life not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though it is perfectly acceptable to look a wicked hot glamour model in the funbags. Especially if their big muscular boyfriends arenít around. Otherwise, I recommend chest leering with caution. Alice is featured in the current edition of Interviu magazine where she is quoted as saying a whole bunch of things just outside my mediocre to poor level of Spanish, but thankfully includes a bevy of photos of Alice flashing her stellar yams, making this periodical a must peruse edition. I used to wake up at night with a feverish sweat dreaming about Alice slapping me with her long dark locks. Now, Iíve trained myself not to wake up because what happens next is even better. I donít dream kiss and tell. Enjoy. Alice Goodwin / nude.
Kayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And White
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Singer and model Kayslee Collins is another perfectly sextastic creation for the likes of Lederís lens and particular interest in both the sacred and profane. Not to mention the funbgs and the asstastic. Just so delicious. Kudos all around, with a hint light golf applause and a few happy tears. Job well done. Enjoy. Kayslee Collins / nude.
Summer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow Chair
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Christmas is my most favorite of holidays both for the feeling of closeness among family and friends, and the extra serving of chipped beef on toast theyíd serve at the honor ranch where I often vacationed as a youth. You throw in a wicked fine Summer St. Claire stripping down in her rumpus room, and you have the makings of one perfect holiday. Enjoy. Summer St Claire / nude.
Lucie Wilde Nekkid Yoga Will Blow Your Freaking Down Dog
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Sometimes, all the time, you just need a cute girl with enormous tubes doing nekkid yoga on the balcony to get your blood flowing properly through your most important chakras. I'm sure I don't know what I'm talking about yoga wise. But I do have a bit of experience with the nekkid female form. Not in person so much, but through the visual displays of such well-bosomed hotties as Luci Wilde whose display of the Eastern exercise arts out in the fresh air really has to be seen to be believed. And seen privately not to be locked up. Luci Wilde and her fully loaded funbags remind us that sometimes glamour models do live up to their made up last names. Also, just how much grandly large ta-ta's can lift your spirits. It really is like a magic trick. And when Luci goes on all fours supine, well, something more than just a rabbit pops out of the hat. Huzzah! Lucie Wilde / sexy.
Bethanie Badertscher And Lauren Elise Topless Playboy Shoot
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Somebody ripped on me recently for noticeably omitting autumn in my largely craptastic seasonal shoutouts and tributes and very bad puns. He's right. I've fallen short on autumn. Well, no longer. Thanks to the help of Playboy cybergirls Bethanie Badertscher and Lauren Elise playing topless in the changing leaves, we have the chance to celebrate the most underrated of seasons. Football, Halloween, Thanksgiving, me sitting home on Homecoming Dance night. This is all autumn. As are Bethanie and Lauren wearing scarves and raking leaves. I think that's what they're doing, I'm having a hard time completely focusing at the moment. Lauren Elise / nude.
Jenni Lee Topless In A Bathroom Pictorial
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You know what's sexy? Jenni Lee in frilly pink lingerie. You know what's even hotter? Nekkid Jenni Lee going rub-a-dub in a bathtub. Jenni is ridiculously sexy. Her body is perfect. I know that word gets thrown around a lot but it's seriously perfect. Her funbags are just the right size for her frame which is nice and tight. Her face is really pretty too. There is nothing worse than a butter face, my friends. I do love a woman in a bathtub. Add some bubbles and you've got yourself one clean/dirty situation going on. I also like when a woman's hair is all tussled and messed up. It reminds me of what happens to their hair during sexy time. I've been staring at these pictures for the last ten minutes and am going to stare at them for ten more. Won't you join me in ogling Jenni Lee? Jenni Lee / nude.
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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient. On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Colleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I'm saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen's ta-tas are it. She's also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that...ahem...the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Colleen Shannon Sexy Photoshoot For 138 Water
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The sultry Colleen Shannon did a steamy photo shoot for 138 Water in a small white bikini in Beverly Hills. In most of the pictures she is wearing a top and bottom that show off her incredible yum yums and tight curvy booty. But then there are the covered topless shots where we get to see maximum sideboob. Sweet mother of crap this girl has got some outrageous jugs. They are very motorboatable. Yes, I know that is not a word, but it should be. The pictures also display the rest of her amazing body. Her abdomen is ridiculously toned and tight. Many hot women think that a pretty face and large boobs are enough to make you maximally sexy. Not so. It's important to make everything nice and tight like Colleen does. Just look at those legs and thighs. There is nary a jiggle there, my friends. I respect 138 Water for there gratuitous use of hot chicks to sell their water. They realize that every product is made better with the addition of sexy ladies. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun
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The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself. Stacey Poole / nude.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Mighty Asstastic Booty Show In Miami
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If there's one thing BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows, it's booty. In fact, she told me herself in person her asstastic is her favorite body part to work out. I think she said that, I was kind of lose in a haze staring at her mighty thumper while she was talking so she could have said hair or nose. But I'm pretty sure I heard the word booty. Or maybe I was just thinking it really strongly. Jennifer took to the scene of her favorite Miami Beach pool for a little bikini thumper show. She really does have an impressive bottom, for a veteran hot bodied mommy. It takes many squats. I know. That's why I've purchased a director's chair so I can comfortably view Jennifer while she's tightening her glutes. I hate to sweat. Enjoy. Jennifer Nicole Lee / sexy.
Jaime Pressly topless photoshoot
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams. Jaime Pressly / nude.
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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts. On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
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Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it's inane, save for one large game-changing element -- massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki's. That Thor's Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure. I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki's that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren't any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki's mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can't believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy. Nicki Minaj / sexy.
Debora Omassi Topless Licking Of The Banana
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Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting. There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy. Debora Omassi / nude.
Jennifer Lopez Asstastic Wild On Stage In Singapore
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Jennifer Lopez has quite the life. She's somewhere in the world on any given day flashing her amazing MILFtastic thumper on stage half-nekkid and lip-synching into a microphone for screaming fans. That's not too shabby as far as careers go. Not that it beats blogging, but it's close. Of course, to make this lifestyle work, you need to be in your 40's with the asstastic of a 20-year old booty model. And J-Lo delivers that whacking thwacking booty every single time she hits the stage. They're not coming for the auto-tuned music. They're coming to see the butt slapping goodness. Okay, like one kid is coming for the music. But he probably gets made fun of at school. Enjoy. Jennifer Lopez / sexy.