Jaime Pressly topless photoshoot
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams. Jaime Pressly / nude.
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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts. On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
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Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it's inane, save for one large game-changing element -- massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki's. That Thor's Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure. I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki's that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren't any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki's mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can't believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy. Nicki Minaj / sexy.
Frenchy Morgan in hot nude pictures
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Gorgeous Angelique Frenchy Morgan spends wonderful time at the Malibu beach. She is ready to pose topless special for her fans. Morgan excites with her outstanding body shapes. She has delicious butt that looks really seductively in pink thongs in the professional pictures. Angelique Morgan / nude.
Karrine Steffans Sex Tape
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Karrine Steffans is an American author. She has also worked as a hip hop singer and as an actress. This amazing and desired person was recognized in one hilarious homemade sex tape. And now this amazing tape is here and ready for you to see it. On this sex tape you can see this black and sexy panther get’s spanked by a huge black man with hard rock cock. Karrine’s body not only has nice curves but is also very agile. Her ass is big and round that Jenifer Lopez can only envy her. Look how this sexy star of hip hop can be a match even for porn stars. Karrine Steffans / nude.
Casey Batchelor Bikini Poolside Exhibition Times In Dubai
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Caeey Batchelor claims she actually had a funbag reduction of sorts. I'm not particularly seeing it, although I do have an alarm set up that is supposed to warm me globally of such events. The brunette glamour model and TOWIE starlet was soaking up the sun and tons of attention from international ogling gentleman at a hotel in Dubai over the weekend. Casey appears rather comfortabe with whatever it is she has done to her curvaceous female form. I bet she'd be a little less comfortable with what I have planned for the very same divine apparatus. Enjoy. Casey Batchelor / sexy.
Angela Simmons Bikini Curvy Bodied Birthday Showtime In Miami
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I don't know exactly what 'real woman' means, but many men and ladies use it to describe a girl with a little meat on her bones, as opposed to many of the in need of a sandwich and pronto celebrities we often see sweating until the Pilates shop closes up for the evening. If that's the case, then Angela Simmons is all real woman. The full bodied and curvy celebrity scion and reality show participant was showing off her lovely two hands full of lady sextastic on the beach in Miami over her birthday weekend. We've seen Angela several times now on South Beach in and out of the water. Each time we are quite allured by her squeezably lust-inducing frame. I love women in all shapes and sizes and colors and nationalities and any other characteristic you might name. Mr. Happy digs diversity big time. So he tells me as I sleep. Angela, happy birthday. Keep on keeping on in this little bikinis. Enjoy. Angela Simmons / sexy.
Debora Omassi Topless Licking Of The Banana
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Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting. There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy. Debora Omassi / nude.
Jennifer Lopez Asstastic Wild On Stage In Singapore
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Jennifer Lopez has quite the life. She's somewhere in the world on any given day flashing her amazing MILFtastic thumper on stage half-nekkid and lip-synching into a microphone for screaming fans. That's not too shabby as far as careers go. Not that it beats blogging, but it's close. Of course, to make this lifestyle work, you need to be in your 40's with the asstastic of a 20-year old booty model. And J-Lo delivers that whacking thwacking booty every single time she hits the stage. They're not coming for the auto-tuned music. They're coming to see the butt slapping goodness. Okay, like one kid is coming for the music. But he probably gets made fun of at school. Enjoy. Jennifer Lopez / sexy.
Kim Kardashian Braless In A See Through Tight Dress
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Oh, Kim Kardashian. Every day I wake up, make some coffee, pour myself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch and ask myself, "How will Kim show off her splendid funbags today?" I am never disappointed. Today's entry in the ongoing battle between Kim and clothes is this see-through dress. You can see the exact outline of her Kardashinips because, like most days, Kim forgot to wear a bra. In fact, I would go so far as to say that Kim despises bras more than any other woman in the world. What Earthly object of cotton, silk, and wire could hope to contain such magnificent orbs of lady flesh? None, that's why she doesn't wear them. That Kanye is one lucky bastard. He gets unlimited access to those badboys whenever he wants. Some people have all the luck. All that we mere mortals can do is stare at her sweater hams and dream of the day when all women have ta-tas like Kim and bras are a thing of the past. Kim Kardashian / sexy.
Andrea Yurko Topless Hotel Shoot By Alex Freund In Treats
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If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you're going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I'm full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk. Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It's like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let's warm each other's souls. Enjoy. Andrea Yurko / nude.
Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta Tuesday
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With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy. Jessica Impiazzi / nude.
Lady Gaga See Through To The Gagas In Belgium
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Even some peeing boy statues probably cranked their necks a bit in Brussels to see Lady Gaga in a completely sheer dress walking by with her yams fresh and visible for the Belgian onlookers. Lady Gaga is a show-woman through and through. If it takes baring her funbags on the streets for a little attention, she's not going to think twice. You might call that crude and immodest. I call it a really nice social trend among our sextastic celebrities. Say what you will about Lady Gaga, she shows quite a bit more than Katy Perry who we've been begging for years. Lady Gaga seems perfectly fit for Europe. Her style, her philosophies, and her bare tops. Not that we shouldn't let her back in the U.S., but maybe persuade her to stay overseas where we can't hear her so much as see her in daring outfits. That is the right manner in which to appreciate this particular artist. Enjoy. Lady Gaga / nude.
Courtney Stodden Big Boobs And Big Wins At The Feline Film Festival
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Oh, sure, I could look up what the Feline Film Festival is. But after this weekend of hacked celebrity photos, my Google fingers are kind of sore so I'm just going to assume this is a festival for films about cats, made by cats, or for a cat audience. Take your pick. I do know that now 20-year old Courtney Stodden showed up with her bazoongas hanging out to make sure both kittens and children alike in attendance had a solid understanding of where bowls of milk come from. Courtney has trouble getting the A-list party invites, but if it's obscure and there's a red carpet, you can count on Courtney digging into her closet of low cut gowns to show off her enhanced yabbos and pucker like Marilyn. It's not everybody's thing, but it's Courtney's thing. And if you don't think blonde young women with enormous puppies won't get attention at a feline film festival, you are grossly mistaken. Enjoy. Courtney Stodden / sexy.
Anais Zanotti Licks The Cream From The End Of Summers Cone
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Adriana Paz In The Empty Hours
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Adriana Paz In The Empty Hours Adriana Paz / nude.
Lauren Lee Smith In Cinemanovels
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Lauren Lee Smith In Cinemanovels Lauren Lee Smith / nude.
Louise Brealey In Delicious
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Louise Brealey In Delicious Louise Brealey / nude.