Mariam Bachir Oodles Of Barely Clothed Sextastica In Fhm Spain
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If you happen to dig wicked hot Spanish-Arabic brunette film actresses who take almost all of their clothes off for magazines, well, today is one of your luckier days. TV and film thespianic Mariam Bachir agreed to appear in various stage of undress for FHM Spain, and we just had to share. Apparently, a ridiculously hot woman in her underwear or nekkid beneath a sheet is a pretty universal bit of visual wonderment for gentleman oglers. As Iíve always cited, sextastic women fantasies are the currency that binds the world. Mariam really didnít have to go and do a showy pictorial, but she is all about the love. And the lust. And proving that itís okay to be alluring and a dramatic actress. If youíve got it, flaunt it. Donít hate on your own beauty because you fear audiences may not take you seriously. We do. Mariam Bachir in her undies I take beyond seriously. I want to hoist a flag and salute. Consider that done. Enjoy. Mariam Bachir / nude.
Busty Maitland Ward
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When Maitland Ward told me she had shot some Valentineís photos just for us, well, I ran out and bought her flowers last minute as a thank you. Not so much bought as grabbed from my neighborís yard into a bouquet. You know, those online flower places are nuts expensive. Iím sentimental, but practical. While Maitland Ward and her desperately divine cleavage are more on the practical side. As in, practically killing me with their pillowy wonders. Maitland coming out of her shell and showing off her soft ginger goodness was truly a revelation in 2014. This year ought to be even better. When she thinks of us personally, I get a special little twinge in my special little twinge area. Itís just nice to know somebodyís thinking of you on Valentineís Day, especially somebody with the chest of a goddess. Hearts and kisses, Maitland. Iím not good at relationships, but I take abuse well. Youíll discover itís very similar. Enjoy. Maitland Ward / sexy.
Kennedy Summers Busting Out Of Black Lacy Lingerie For Playboy Plus
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I just couldnít wait very long this time. After seeing Kennedy Summers in her bikini just minutes ago, I had to share another glorious set of the PMOY in various stages of undress for Playboy magazine. This medical student slash beyond smoking hot blonde just toys with my mind something awful. Thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have another sweltering hot peek at Kennedy quite nekkid all over. Some guys are into golf, some into cars, Iím into Kennedy Summers, if only that werenít just figurative. Kennedy Summers / nude.
Alice Goodwin Poses Topless For Interviu Spain
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Iím not sure what raven haired brunette beauty Alice Goodwin is doing all Spanish like in Interviu magazine, but Iíve learned in life not to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though it is perfectly acceptable to look a wicked hot glamour model in the funbags. Especially if their big muscular boyfriends arenít around. Otherwise, I recommend chest leering with caution. Alice is featured in the current edition of Interviu magazine where she is quoted as saying a whole bunch of things just outside my mediocre to poor level of Spanish, but thankfully includes a bevy of photos of Alice flashing her stellar yams, making this periodical a must peruse edition. I used to wake up at night with a feverish sweat dreaming about Alice slapping me with her long dark locks. Now, Iíve trained myself not to wake up because what happens next is even better. I donít dream kiss and tell. Enjoy. Alice Goodwin / nude.
Kayslee Collins Topless Hotness For Fetishism Studies In Black And White
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Singer and model Kayslee Collins is another perfectly sextastic creation for the likes of Lederís lens and particular interest in both the sacred and profane. Not to mention the funbgs and the asstastic. Just so delicious. Kudos all around, with a hint light golf applause and a few happy tears. Job well done. Enjoy. Kayslee Collins / nude.
Farah Holt Topless In Sunlight
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Featured in this sweet pictorial in P magazine, Farah shows the perfect amount of immodesty required to be a successful European model and the perfect amount of hotness to excel at her profession. I could nibble on herÖ well, this is the family vacation time so Iíll keep that little confession to myself. Suffice it to say, Farah and I could lock ourselves indoors for all twelve days of Christmas and come fifteen pounds lighter but covered in smiles. Such is the inspiration of one singularly hot girl. Enjoy. Farah Holt / nude.
Rosie Jones Goes Holiday Topless For Zoo Magazine
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Or for wicked hot British brunette object dí lust like Rosie Jones who knows precisely how to treat the holidays. With reckless topless abandon and some naughty Santaís helper type costumery. Rosie Jones doesnít need much production value to make her the belle of the Yuletide topless ball, with her absolutely lust inducing perfect female form on full display. Oh, Rosie, you bring back so many fond memories of Christmases past imagining you in nothing but a single chimney hung stocking. We could embrace in coital passion right beneath the Douglas Fir, flocking with abandon. Now, Iíve gone and corrupted Christmas once more. I blame you, Rosie, and those stellar funbags. Enjoy. Rosie Jones / nude.
Summer St Claire Teasing In A Yellow Chair
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Christmas is my most favorite of holidays both for the feeling of closeness among family and friends, and the extra serving of chipped beef on toast theyíd serve at the honor ranch where I often vacationed as a youth. You throw in a wicked fine Summer St. Claire stripping down in her rumpus room, and you have the makings of one perfect holiday. Enjoy. Summer St Claire / nude.
Rihanna And Melissa Ford Wear Bikinis In Barbados
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Sexy pop singer Rihanna and model Melissa Ford were hanging out in teeny tiny bikinis in Barbados. Rihanna was visiting her native island and she brought along her ta-tas for her homecoming. Rih-Rih has one amazing body. Look at her tight stomach, those sexy legs, and her unbelievable shakeable booty. But Melissa is no slouch. She has on a bathing suit with several pieces cut out of it. Sheís got a bigger set of chichis than Rihanna but that doesnít mean that there isnít plenty of room to enjoy ogling both sets of sweater hams. I am not prejudiced. There is room in this wide world for all sorts of boobies. Big ones, little ones, and in betweensies. I would like to join these gals on their next trip to Barbados. I would gladly be their cabana boy and get them mai thais. Look, I donít ask for much. Just an all expenses paid trip to a tropical paradise so that I can stare at a really sexy superstar. Is that so much to ask? Rihanna / sexy.
Lucie Wilde Topless For So Very Much Of What You Need
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One thing my stoic Uncle Sal has stuck with me since childhood to this very day. After almost three years of gently rubbing his beard and never speaking, Sal leaned into me one evening and said, William, sometimes you need just to rub your face in a couple of big old flesh cans. Then he returned to cracking the sunflower seeds he eternally consumed. You don't soon forget such sagely words from one of the few relatives who never felt obliged to test your tolerance for pain. I'm often reminded of Uncle Sal's wisdom while staring down the barrels of such unholy goodies as the faptastically enlarged funbags on Lucie Wilde. Oh, I'm sure the critical among us have some criticisms for Lucie. As for me, I just heeding Sal's advice, virtually at least, and letting my mind bounce up against Lucie's mammoth mammaries like a pinball working it's way against the clanking bumpers. Such fun indeed. Enjoy. Lucie Wilde / nude.
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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient. On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Colleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I'm saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen's ta-tas are it. She's also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that...ahem...the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Colleen Shannon Sexy Photoshoot For 138 Water
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The sultry Colleen Shannon did a steamy photo shoot for 138 Water in a small white bikini in Beverly Hills. In most of the pictures she is wearing a top and bottom that show off her incredible yum yums and tight curvy booty. But then there are the covered topless shots where we get to see maximum sideboob. Sweet mother of crap this girl has got some outrageous jugs. They are very motorboatable. Yes, I know that is not a word, but it should be. The pictures also display the rest of her amazing body. Her abdomen is ridiculously toned and tight. Many hot women think that a pretty face and large boobs are enough to make you maximally sexy. Not so. It's important to make everything nice and tight like Colleen does. Just look at those legs and thighs. There is nary a jiggle there, my friends. I respect 138 Water for there gratuitous use of hot chicks to sell their water. They realize that every product is made better with the addition of sexy ladies. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun
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The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself. Stacey Poole / nude.
Minami Kojima Nekkid Wet And Soapy
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Ooh, a TGIF Japanese edition. This might just be the end of me. Or you. Or both of us, though in separate places, naturally. Minami Kojima is one fine looking Asian glamour models who must be on the tip of every teen boy's libido in her homeland. I'd have her poster on my wall if it could be easily hidden from my parents during bed check. I'm not sure why Minami feels the need to soap and scrub her nekkid ridiculously hot body so thoroughly, but I'd like to imagine perhaps she feels a bit soiled with her naughty thoughts of me. I might be wrong, but I don't care. Seeing her lather up her outstanding nekkid female form just makes me want to applaud the person who invented bubbles that pop. Minami, I'm in love. It's the most powerful emotion in the universe. Well, second perhaps to blind ravaging lust. I also have that. This simply can't be stopped. Thank God It's Funbags! Minami Kojima / nude.
Lucy Collett Topless In A Black Bodysuit And Thigh High Stockings
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Okay, I know Lucy Collett isn't a real redhead. But she seems pretty real all the way around elsewise and all of that elsewise is flashing before my eyes quite merrily whilst checking her stripping out of a black body suit for the general love of full, fluffy funbags. Lucy Collett doesn't need to waste time with all the fancy photo setups, stagings, stylings, and themes. How about this for a motif? One cute and busty British redhead with bodacious boobtastic flashing her love guns for your viewing pleasure? Yes, I know, it sounded really good to me too. On Tuesdays we like to celebrate the unleashed cans of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Lucy Collett isn't for everyone. But she is for me. I say, the Good Lord gave you two hands for a reason. With Lucy, you could probably use four. But I hate to quibble. Enjoy. Lucy Collett / nude.
Louise Cliffe Topless Goodies In Billie Scheepers Photoshoot 2014
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British model Louise Cliffe showed off her funbags for lucky SOB photographer Billie Scheeper. In the photoshoot she is wearing a variety of posh outfits, or rather parts of posh outfits. The purpose is to show her perfectly pert crumpets to the camera. She's got those upturned snobby looking boobies that only make you want to look at them more. I do love a pair of yum yums with an attitude. Of particular interest are the ones in which she's wearing cat ears and is pretending to be some kind of galactic topless cat beast chick. I don't pretend to understand the mind of an artist like Billie Scheepers. What I do know is that I appreciate any art that has a pair of, pardon me for going all Massachusetts, wicked awesome bazoombas involved. Louise is hot in just the right way for this kind of thing. She's not regular girl hot because that would just look weird but she's not plastic Barbie hot either. No, she's smouldering hot and looks sexy even in cat ears. Louise Cliffe / nude.
Jaime Pressly topless photoshoot
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams. Jaime Pressly / nude.