Celebrity nice ass shots
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Take two Hayley-Marie Coppin leers and call me in the morning is what my personal physician should say to me when I call him thrice a a week complaining of chest and gonad region pains. She really is my soothing balm for what ails me. The glamorous glamour model strips down to her lean boobtastic frame with the greatest of ease. In this case, she starts with barely a sheer window curtain around her lust-inducing body, making getting to the good bits rather expedient. On Wednesday's we like to celebrate, honor, and all-around genuflect before the finest female forms flashing the most faptastic funbags in our general direction. Hayley-Marie Coppin makes me middle of the work week feel like 2am at a bar when an attractive woman has just told me, 'Yes, I'd like to see your Mint-in-Box He-Man action figure collection'. Very positive indeed. Huzzah! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Colleen Shannons Smoldering Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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Unbelievably hot model and DJ Colleen Shannon took some time off from spinning records to show off her twin subwoofers. In case my speaker metaphor was confusing, I'm saying that Colleen is topless in this photoshoot for Playboy. Colleen has some of the best funbags in the business, as you can well see. They are simply perfect. If there is a Platonic form of a boob, Colleen's ta-tas are it. She's also bottomless in some of these pics and you see that...ahem...the drapes match the carpet. These pictures are seriously hot. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Colleen Shannon Sexy Photoshoot For 138 Water
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The sultry Colleen Shannon did a steamy photo shoot for 138 Water in a small white bikini in Beverly Hills. In most of the pictures she is wearing a top and bottom that show off her incredible yum yums and tight curvy booty. But then there are the covered topless shots where we get to see maximum sideboob. Sweet mother of crap this girl has got some outrageous jugs. They are very motorboatable. Yes, I know that is not a word, but it should be. The pictures also display the rest of her amazing body. Her abdomen is ridiculously toned and tight. Many hot women think that a pretty face and large boobs are enough to make you maximally sexy. Not so. It's important to make everything nice and tight like Colleen does. Just look at those legs and thighs. There is nary a jiggle there, my friends. I respect 138 Water for there gratuitous use of hot chicks to sell their water. They realize that every product is made better with the addition of sexy ladies. Colleen Shannon / nude.
Stacey Poole Topless Bath Time Fun
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The sexy boobtastic beauty Stacey Poole went splishy splashy in a bathtub with her enormous jugs out. Sweet mother of crap, Stacey has a spectacular pair of ta-tas. Listen, I see a lot of boobs during the course of a given day. It's how I pay the bills. It's in the blood. My father was a breast doctor, no joke. So, I consider myself a bit of an expert. Stacey Poole's boobs are among the best I've ever seen. They are my kind of funbags. They are huge, shapely, and seemingly all natural. They are even sexier in these pics because she is in the bath. Is there anything hotter than a woman getting all wet and wild in a tub? I say that there is not. Not only are the topless pics sexy as hell, but her see through bathing suit all wet and whatnot...well, see for yourself. Stacey Poole / nude.
Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Mighty Asstastic Booty Show In Miami
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If there's one thing BBW turned MILFtastic fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee knows, it's booty. In fact, she told me herself in person her asstastic is her favorite body part to work out. I think she said that, I was kind of lose in a haze staring at her mighty thumper while she was talking so she could have said hair or nose. But I'm pretty sure I heard the word booty. Or maybe I was just thinking it really strongly. Jennifer took to the scene of her favorite Miami Beach pool for a little bikini thumper show. She really does have an impressive bottom, for a veteran hot bodied mommy. It takes many squats. I know. That's why I've purchased a director's chair so I can comfortably view Jennifer while she's tightening her glutes. I hate to sweat. Enjoy. Jennifer Nicole Lee / sexy.
Jaime Pressly topless photoshoot
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams. Jaime Pressly / nude.
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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts. On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
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Okay, the entirety of the Anaconda song is quite craptastic, and the video, well, it's inane, save for one large game-changing element -- massive Nicki Minaj and friends booty. But especially Nicki's. That Thor's Hammer of a thumper steals the show in this otherwise mindless and quite shoddily produced musical homage to Sir Mix-A-Lot I suppose. Not sure. I do know that few on this planet have an asstastic like Nicki's that can make it move like that. Sure, some parts of it are artificially augmented, but this is Hollywood, the show, the movies, things are fake and still often quite compelling. There really aren't any guardians in our galaxy. But for two hours I bought into that happily. So too am I buying into the idea of playing paddleball with Nicki's mighty behind being the paddle and me being the ball on the string. I can't believe I managed to say that with using the word testicles. Enjoy. Nicki Minaj / sexy.
Debora Omassi Topless Licking Of The Banana
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Somedays you just need a little look at a hot sultry model licking a banana and teasing herself with household items. I call those somedays everydays. It's never a bad time to see an alluring naughty model like Debora Omassi in this Emanuelle Ferrari playfully bad kitty photoshoot. I'm not sure you can get all your potassium needs from just licking a banana, but that doesn't mean I'm ever going to tell Debora to start biting. Oh, no. No biting. There's nothing finer than a little kinky fun time with a hot girl, some props, and a camera. It's even better when some college kids with time on their hands don't need to invade personal iCloud accounts to get these types of photos. Debora has them rolling publicly like a benevolent hottie should. Bless your heart. And those wildly perfect funbags. Enjoy. Debora Omassi / nude.
Jennifer Lopez Asstastic Wild On Stage In Singapore
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Jennifer Lopez has quite the life. She's somewhere in the world on any given day flashing her amazing MILFtastic thumper on stage half-nekkid and lip-synching into a microphone for screaming fans. That's not too shabby as far as careers go. Not that it beats blogging, but it's close. Of course, to make this lifestyle work, you need to be in your 40's with the asstastic of a 20-year old booty model. And J-Lo delivers that whacking thwacking booty every single time she hits the stage. They're not coming for the auto-tuned music. They're coming to see the butt slapping goodness. Okay, like one kid is coming for the music. But he probably gets made fun of at school. Enjoy. Jennifer Lopez / sexy.
Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta Tuesday
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With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy. Jessica Impiazzi / nude.
Adriana Paz In The Empty Hours
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Abbey Barnsley Topless Lingerie Hotness Photoshoot
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I might just be speaking for myself, but seeing the blessedly hot and chesty perfect Abbey Barnsley slip seductively out of her lingerie makes pretty much every muscle in my body feel like I'm going through puberty all over again. In about eleven seconds. She is just so incredibly alluring I want to chew on a towel or pen a requiem in C-Minor or something that will lessen the primal urges. Abbey Barnsley / nude.
Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection For A Ta Ta Tuesday
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Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins. Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy. Jessica Kingham / nude.
Selena Gomez Topless Leaked Photos
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Nude Selena Gomez photos have possibly leaked, gullible outlets like HollywoodLife were all too eager to announce on Wednesday. The webloid shrieked, “A series of topless nude photos have been leaked via a hacked cell phone, and they’re allegedly of Selena! Could they really be of her? The resemblance is pretty uncanny.” Selena Gomez / nude.
Anais Zanotti Bikini Body Perfection In Pink And Hot On Miami Beach
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Anais Zanotti has perfected the fine art of making men crank their necks into a crick as she passes by them on the beach in her brightly colored bikinis. It's those wicked curvaceous funbags, that even more dangerous taut big booty, and everything in betwixt and between that creates stellar business for the chiropractic industry along the South Florida coast. They really out to give Anais some kind of BBB commendation for her DD's. Anais latest lust inducing incarnation came in pink in a bikini that somehow remained together, even under the stress of her lady cans. I could stare at Anais' thong clad thumper for hours. But that might be considered rude. So I limit myself to 45 minutes, like with the fitness equipment at the gym when people are waiting. I am after all a gentleman. A gentleman with a sore neck. Enjoy. Anais Zanotti / sexy.
Hayley Marie Coppin Topless Naughty Office Girl In Glasses Is Probably Going To
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Hayley-Marie and her divine stripteases have given us so very much pleasure over the last few years, but I do believe she has no topped herself with her rearview peeks and bespectacled professional stylings. I wish my staff looked a tad but more like Hayley-Marie and a little less like, well, Ewoks. Alas, I suppose my curse is to walk this earth desiring the funbags and perfect arses of those unattainable. Not so much a curse I suppose if you have a La-Z-Boy chair with a beer holder and binoculars. Still not quite the same as being that damn lucky chair Hayley-Marie is writhing around. Yes, I'm jealous of a chair. Stop judging me! Enjoy. Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Charlotte Springer Topless Bubble Bath In The Kitchen Sink
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I'm not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn't ask her why. I come from the school of, don't talk about good things or they might go away. It's a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I'm pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I'd love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I'm available weekends. Enjoy. Charlotte Springer / nude.