Jaime Pressly topless photoshoot
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don't belong, you're simply not wasting time on the Internet properly. Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I'm not sure, I never question my dreams. Jaime Pressly / nude.
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There are some girls I think Mother Nature designed specifically for unclothing themselves and making men smile. Not that the hot-bodied Hayley-Marie Coppin isn't an all around talented and wonderful lovely lady. It's just that for our specific purposes here on Egotastic! on a Friday afternoon, we'd love for her to focus on her stellar striptease skills, quickly working her way out of her skimpy lingerie and revealing her heavenly dangling sweethearts. On Fridays, we celebrate the end of the work week by focusing our hearts and souls on those fun fleshy pillows that ask for so little but give so much. Hayley-Marie Coppin can turn the world on with a smile. When she takes her clothes off, she make us do much more than just smile. Thank God It's Funbags! Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Andrea Yurko Topless Hotel Shoot By Alex Freund In Treats
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If you happen to like your brunettes tall and sultry and topless, you're going to love this Alex Freund pictorial of Andrea Yurko for Treats magazine. The nearly six foot tall fashion model gets all kinds of boudoir alluring for the cameras in an exhibition of the svelte lithesome lady form. I was drooling just hearing about this shoot. Now I'm full on in need of an emergency medical technician to restart my junk. Every time I stare into the eyes, and ridiculously hot body, of a female siren, I feel my soul getting a little happier. It's like a warming sensation that starts at the toes and goes all the way to the top with some memorable stops in between. Women like Andrea Yurko remind me that no matter how complicated life can get, or troublesome the world, pure blessed relief is ever only one evening of lingerie and dimmed lights away. Andrea, call me, let's warm each other's souls. Enjoy. Andrea Yurko / nude.
Jessica Impiazzi Strips Topless In The Garden For A Towie Ta-ta Tuesday
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With all the hullabaloo surrounding sextastic celebrities taking hot nekkid photos of themselves and then sharing them with boyfriends and the iCloud trash bin only, it's nice to know this world is also filled with beautiful women who delight in sharing their fine female forms with the ogling gentlemen and Saophic leaning ladies of the world. Such a blessing not in disguise any day of the week. Enjoy. Jessica Impiazzi / nude.
Anais Zanotti Licks The Cream From The End Of Summers Cone
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Jessica Kingham Topless Boudoir Perfection For A Ta Ta Tuesday
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Oh, Jessica Kingham, how do I lust thee, let me count the ways. I just got to seventeen and I wasn't even particularly thorough yet. A busty blonde beauty with boobtastic to die for slowly stripping out of her lingerie in bed. Yes, I'll take two of those to go, please. Extra napkins. Jessica Kingham really does float my boat, set it to sea, and then capsizes it with tumultuous waves of passion all without doing much more than slowly removing her bra. She really is a fascinating creature I believe I'd love to study for several years, if not weeks, up super close. Why not give appropriate adulating to the fineries of this buxom beauty on a Tuesday when we must be locked inside. That was rhetorical. I know you already looked. Enjoy. Jessica Kingham / nude.
Micaela Schaefer And Friends Topless 2015 Calendar Behind The Scenes
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When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least. When you're Micaela Schaefer, a nekkid annual wall calendar isn't just a side hobby, it's one of your biggest projects of the year. The proudly audacious and curvaceous German model with little inhibition invited a few of her blonde Teutonic friends to get their clothes off with her for the creation of her 2015 calendar. Yep, it's that time of year again when the busty ladies are taking off their tops for calendars available well ahead of the Christmas shopping season. One of my very favorite times of the year, to say the least. Miceala has built herself a nice reputation as a public exhibitionist, so naturally when shooting privately she has little to no evidence of being shy. Neither do her hottie boobtastic friends. I bet that was one rather delightful shooting experience. Check out the behind the scenes photos. Naturally, we'll have the finally calendar shots when they do become available. Enjoy. Micaela Schaefer / nude.
Keira Knightley Topless Slender Treats In Interview Magazine
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Okay, there's just one topless picture in the set, still, bravo to British thespianic Keira Knightley for going full-frontal topless in Interview magazine. There aren't many mainstream young actresses who would undertake such an exhibition. Now then, your next thought. Yes, I can read your mind. My powers of clairvoyance are matched only by my ability to power nap in the middle of the day. Keira is a rather modestly chested woman. Obviously, as purveyors of all things pert and plump, we are used to see our boobtastic gals with a bit more of the bosomly gifts. But that doesn't in any way negate the fact that the fairer sex comes in all shapes and sizes. Keira may not be your cup of tea, but for some out there, their tea kettle is already whistling and ready to blow. Hence, why I try not to censor the skintastic of attractive celebrities too much, because everybody likes something different. Keira, we applaud your bravery. And your wet hair. That is kind of hot. Enjoy. Keira Knightley / nude.
Hayley Marie Coppin Topless Naughty Office Girl In Glasses Is Probably Going To
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Hayley-Marie and her divine stripteases have given us so very much pleasure over the last few years, but I do believe she has no topped herself with her rearview peeks and bespectacled professional stylings. I wish my staff looked a tad but more like Hayley-Marie and a little less like, well, Ewoks. Alas, I suppose my curse is to walk this earth desiring the funbags and perfect arses of those unattainable. Not so much a curse I suppose if you have a La-Z-Boy chair with a beer holder and binoculars. Still not quite the same as being that damn lucky chair Hayley-Marie is writhing around. Yes, I'm jealous of a chair. Stop judging me! Enjoy. Hayley-Marie Coppin / nude.
Charlotte Springer Topless Bubble Bath In The Kitchen Sink
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I'm not exactly sure why bodacious curvaceous boobtastic Charlotte Springer is sudsing herself in lingerie in the kitchen sink. But if I found her in my abode doing just that, I certainly wouldn't ask her why. I come from the school of, don't talk about good things or they might go away. It's a cultural thing I suppose and quite contradictory since I'm pretty sure I spend most of my day talking about good things. Or great things, like the faptastic soapy melons on Charlotte Springer. Oh, how I'd love to be the guy who makes sure all those minuscule bubbles are popped across her slippery body. I need to check Monster.com for that job. I'm available weekends. Enjoy. Charlotte Springer / nude.
Annalisa Santi Topless Epic Goodness For The Argentinean Bunny
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Annalisa Santi, quite popular down Argentina way, and my way of saying that I will root for whichever remaining World Cup nation's girls offer to show the most skin with a victory. I'm a sports whore. I can be bought. Annalisa could get me to root for Argentina, just by doing more of what she does here in Playboy Argentina. Hot body, wicked posing, and a whole lot of sweet yams. Thank God It's Funbags! Annalisa Santi / nude.
Emma Glover Red White And Topless Hot For American Independence And Playboy
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The day Emma Glover started shooting for Playboy was one of the happiest days of my life. I'll have to have kids someday I suppose to start putting that list into some kind of perspective, but the chance to leer at the ridiculously hot brunette without her clothes on under the visual direction of the photo masters at Playboy is quite the wonderful thing. These are the kinds of things I light candles for late at night. Emma Glover / nude.
Jessica Davies Topless Striptease Deserves Your Attention
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We don't need a day of the week to celebrate beautiful bodies and sweet funbags, but why else would anybody make a holiday to celebrate anything else? During the midpoint of each work week, we like to call attention specifically to one girl whose body and looks give us so much happiness, she probably doesn't even realize. Today, that particular vision of lovely is Jessica Davies, so ridiculously hot and tingle inducing, Jess couldn't possibly fathom how many millions of men and Sapphic leaning women she makes smile just by stripping out of her clothes and smiling lovingly for the camera. Jessica Davies / nude.
Destiny Dixon Licks A Rose And Takes Off Her Clothes
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By popular demand, well, demanded by EgoReader 'William', it's Destiny Dixon, made somewhat famous by her appearances on the Howard Stern show, but most definitely worthy of renown based upon her looks at a remarkably memorable big girl female form. Now, I'm not usually one for extortion, but William's threats ranging from defenestration to writing yet another email led me to believe that's it's far better to concede that have to do anything involving more work or effort. Plus, just look at Destiny licking that rose. She obviously loves nature. That's a good woman right there. And as you view her topless, who knows, you might even think she's a great woman. A rose by any other boobtastic wouldn't look quite as alluring. Enjoy. Destiny Dixon / nude.
Izabel Goulart Topless And Bootylicious Shoot
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I need to start doing more posts on Brazilian model Izabel Goulart. I have two rwasons, not only is she one of the hottest Victoria’s Secret girls around, she also makes some of the best workout videos I’ve ever seen. Anyway, here she is showing off the results of all that hard work during a bikinishoot in Miami and looking seriously fit. I wonder how guys on these bikini shoots get any work done? I would probably drop a c-stand or knock over a light because I was too busy ogling Izabel’s magnificent bouncy flouncies. Enjoy the view! Izabel Goulart / nude.
Jenni Gregg Topless
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Jenni Gregg Topless Boudoir Photos A Triumph Of The Human Spirit Jenni Gregg / nude.
Rita Ora Sheer Top In Terry Richardson Photoshoot
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Professional perv uncle Terry delivers the goods again! Here is hot Rita Ora as the blonde styled Britty diva in a see-through bra showing off her precious nipple treats in one of Terry Richardson‘s in-studio shoots. I swear that Terry Richardson must amass a huge number of outtakes that show tons more good stuff, lucky bastard. She really is quite the alluring song bird. Those yum muffins need a little taste testing. Wait, did I write that out loud? Rita, you’re messing with my mind. Enjoy the view! Rita Ora / sexy.
Clelia Theodorou Topless Bikini Goodies Prove The Power Of The Brunette
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Oh, how I love the Mediterranean girls. Well, Clelia Theodorou might be British by nationality and one hot glamorous model whose top doesn't stay on for long, but I can tell a girl from the hot seas region when I see her, all over, many times, repeatedly, with my tongue hanging out. Featured in the current issue of Zoo magazine, Clelia shows exactly what the sextastic brunettes are capable of in terms of the powers of the come hither looks. Oh, man how I would like to come hither with Clelia. I'm quite certain I could show her how I learned to neatly fold bikinis during my volunteer work in the Pac-Sun swimsuit department. I am that thorough in my training. Enjoy. Clelia Theodorou / nude.